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Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 13, 2010

Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad. 2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep! 3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 11, 2011

Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day." Girl 2:"How was it? Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

by beefstew429 April 04, 2011

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 09, 2006

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 04, 2011

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003