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Folding the bottom of the ballsack over the top of the penis. This should resemble the penis as the baby Joey and you as the mother kangaroo pouch.
(At football practice, taking showers)
Brian stop doing the kangaroo pouch with your dick. You are freak'n all of us out.
When a person, usually female, tucks their tummies into their pants/bottom section of their outfit. It is a common practice to appear slimmer and overall improve their appearance.
Person A: “Hey, I just matched with this one chick on Tinder, look”.
Person B: “She looks kind of big. You don’t see her Kangaroo Pouch?”
Person A: “Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of stomach”.
the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.
after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch
When you fist a chick and start thrusting the arm in and out so hard that she starts to hop around like a kangaroo. After a good 7:53 seconds (time may vary) you take out your arm, leaving the vagina flabby, resembling a kangaroo pouch.
Bobby- Hey Joey see that chick hopping everywhere.
Joey- Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with her?
Bobby- Thats what a "Kangaroo Pouch" does to you.
A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.