A fork of Rural Dictionary
The common quote said after one performs a blasphemous act, therefore embarassing him/her self.
George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house? Non-Idiot: Your in it. George: Oh god. Kill myself.
what i say when i constantly think of suicide
Boy: ugh finals week. Girl : brb killing myself.
An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!" The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
Teacher: You got a ten! Student: Out of ten? Teacher: Out of two-hundred! Student: Kill myself!
something you shouldn’t do ☺️😘🤩😻💞✨💫🌞
mom said i shouldn’t kill myself, so as always i ignored her! 🥰
Bianca: I wanna fucking kill myself Bella: WHy? Bianca: because i read quackitysmut Lisa: I read it every night Ami: BITCH!?
An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.
Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself." Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."