A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most fucking bad ass competition on campus.... you get a group of 15 and fucking chug down a keg as fast as you can you puke ur brains out and then continue... "PUKE AND RALLY!" and if your lucky enough you win... usually in about 30-40 minutes... you get some damn respect fo shoe...
usually a twenty minute puke rule and only in your own trash can
b:dude did you go to keg races?
g:fuck yea and i puked my brains out...
b:yea but who won
g:the sigma epsilon girls of course!
The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.
Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya