A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.
"Hey dude, wassup!?" "Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."
to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed
"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"
The result of being a douchebag.
To key (ones) car: Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me! Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride. Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole. Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh