A fork of Rural Dictionary
The description of someone who is ferociously fried.
Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982” Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders". Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester. It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that? Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole
When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.
Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.
A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags
KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it. What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children
To stick piece of KFC into someone's vagina, bone part down, and eat it while it is stuck in her vagina.
D: Hey girl i have a kentucky fried fetish how about we meet in the bathroom and i'll grab a drumstick, huh? G: Ew get the fuck away
Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.
Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples! Juan: Alright man check it out. Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples
massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC
Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!