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When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian! What? I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!
An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!
Having anal sex while watching Star Wars
Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.
The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
“Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run”