A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.
Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK
1. A man who is more than well endowed. 2. A huge freakin penis!
I.E. Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver, Jeremy Pipes, Steve-O, John Holmes, Pete Wentz, etc.
Stephanie: Jeremy talked a big game, but when i saw King Dong, I had to do a double take to make sure it was real!!!
Anna: Really, His Dick was that big???
The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.
(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)
Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.
kim jong un but with worse spelling. but he he deserves it
Did you hear that King dong un nuked 5 countries today? it was pn the news!
A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.
Here's how it works...
You start banging a chick.
Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."
Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.
I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.