A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester! Man: What? Flo: You fergot sumthin'. Man: What? Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned
Amanda: yer a dork Jason: kiss my grits
an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle. also, from Scary Movie 2
uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS