Country Dictionary

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Kitchen Dick

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.

"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"

by jtrier1 January 13, 2014

kitchen dick

Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry

Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.

by Birdjive September 25, 2007

kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 11, 2010

Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.

Dude, you're such a dick kitchen! Keep your mouth shut.

by MurrayMLK May 29, 2008

dick kitchen

Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.

"Dude, stop being such a dick kitchen."

by roofy November 26, 2004