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Klan KooKout

An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.

Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight? Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf? Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform. Keegan: <333

by The Grand Wizard of PA October 08, 2010