Country Dictionary

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Knee Slapper

Sumthing very funny and ridiculous

Thats humungous..... Thats Wat She SAid ROFL THATS A KNEE SLAPPER!!!

by SALKFJsalfk February 18, 2008

Knee Slapper

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like? Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

by Erak22 September 28, 2009

Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens. 2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1) dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!" normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!" 2) guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs. Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke. friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee) skating guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident) friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 08, 2009

Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens. 2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1) dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!" normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!" 2) guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs. Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke. friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee) skating guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident) friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 08, 2009

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.

eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO June 26, 2005

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired! Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 12, 2003