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Krunk Juice

What results after a falling basket of kittens makes impact with the ground.

I heard the thump... then I saw the krunk juice splattered all over the ground.

by Sheiße April 22, 2009

krunk juice

A mixture of alcoholic drinks, usually leftovers combined into one.

After his parents had a party, Ben used the rest to make krunk juice...

Steeve's krunk juice was strong...

by Scrappy April 10, 2005

krunk juice

Any drink that gets you relatively "fucked up" or "krunked", especially malt liquor eightballs. See "maltlicious".

Ben and I went to the "Get N' GO" and bought a shit load of krunk juice.

by Jack Adick January 06, 2005

krunk juice

The name of an adorable teddy bear from Roscoe that barks when his arm is pressed

"Aww thanks for the bear. . .what did you name it?"

"Krunk Juice"

by DanMan August 23, 2005

Atit's Krunk Juice

special blend of mango juice from the most delicate trees of Gujurat and a secret type of alcohol.

Man, Atit's krunk juice fucked me up last night.

by A to the T November 13, 2007