A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls
Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper He was too much of a lapper to kiss me
Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.
Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston. Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.
A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.
Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop." Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."
Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus
Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.
A lip of chewing tobacco.
You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?