A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one who helped Miami to two straight championships and helped the suckiest team in the league the Cleavlend Cavaliers to a championship and he is the best of all time he's won three championships and has been to the All-Star game 14 straight times has won 5 MVPs and is 6'8 with all muscle power and can dunk on anyone and anything at anytime and he is now on the lakers he has been to the finals 8 straight times.
Kevin love" yo LeBron is back on the Cavs I never thought he would come back to our sucky team I hope we win a championship ( a few months later) yo we won a championship all because LeBron came back".
Young Fan" yo LEBON JAMES you da mans LEBRON JAMES" yeah I know maybe you could be here one day!
When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.
Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland
Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.
“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”
Lebron James come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"
Examples of use:
Delante West: "Hey Lebron! I Lebron James'd your mom last night!!!"
Lebron: "Yea, my mom was pissed... but that's OK... Mo Williams finished the job and I'm gonna Lebron James Cleveland next week!"
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Miami Heat Announcer: "Miamiiiii!!! Aaaare you readyyyy to get Lebroned?"