A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches! Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner! *pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie
I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by
When A womans clitoris gets hard or starts tingling
girl:holy fuck hes hot! girl 2: then go talk to him girl:gurl i got a lady boner
When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner." "So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)
that guy just gave me a lady boner
1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'. 2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner' 3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'
"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?" "Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".