A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever.
Dude last night was off the hook :D That is til she decided to Reverse Cowboy me , man i completely LAME DUCKED her =/
When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).
Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.
1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote) 2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game
If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.
an elected official whose term in office has not yet expired, but who has not been re-elected
Since he lost the last election, Senator Blowhard will be a lame duck until his opponent is sworn in.
a male who tries to look hot and hooks up with ugly girls, then tries to make other guys jealous with their ugly girls.
look at this lame duck nigga. you dating that lame duck nigga? (the question is only asked if the girl is not ugly)
A politician's inability to do anything of substance.
In his last year of his tenure, President Bush has become a lame duck thanks to obstructionist Democrats in the Congress.
A flight profile which a plane flies if it has mechanical problems in time of excercise or war. Useually gear down, lights on.
"I flew a lame duck profile so I didnt get shot down by friendly fire."