A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.
(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"
The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!
Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.
(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.
Anyone who rocks the popped collar, typically seen worn by Guidos and DoucheBags wearing Pink Abercrombie shirts.
Look at the 2 Land Sharks that just came in, I cant believe they think The Blowout is still cool. (WOW, thats alot of self Tanner)
To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.
Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.
A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run