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Lap Dance

A woman moves her titties and ass all over a man, making him feel hard and excited. Sometimes she vigorously shakes her body/ass/tits.

Last night, Samantha gave Jack a lap dance. She rubbed her hot, oily ass all over him. His penis was as hard as a metal pole. He slapped her ass a few times to try and help his ass desire, but it only made his dick harder. Then, she turned around, sat on him, and shook her ass and titties all around. After that, Jack's dick was so hard and he was so excited that he needed more booty.

by Genius/Ambiguous July 13, 2015

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik March 23, 2005

Lap Dance

Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.

Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance? Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.

by irreverent August 05, 2006

Lap Dance

The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.

"I'm passing you, time for a lap dance!" "You don't have to 4:52 me, just give me a lap dance!"

by warriorlax1220 May 17, 2009

Lap Dance

that one thing, that CinemaSins keeps complaining about the lack of

This scene does not contain a lap dance - CinemaSins

by XFalzar June 12, 2020

lap dance

usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so

on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance

by dawn June 16, 2002

lap dance

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

by Belinda November 05, 2004