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Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

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lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob Lemonade hose - penis Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

by nujahuja May 26, 2022