A fork of Rural Dictionary
"You're a wuss. Learn to deal." An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP." The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal. Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs* Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me? Frank: Do it yourself. Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore. Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.