A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phrase women use when they want to hear your heart actually break. Often said after weeks of cock teasing. For maximum effect, normally said when you think you are just about to get in her knickers but she is just about to walk out and get in a taxi with some better looking, fitter, richer guy, infront of all of you work mates.
"Oh I am sorry. I didn't realise you felt that way. You know we could never be anything more than colleagues. Lets just be friends" *dull snap* "oh?"
I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?
I do like you as a person, but I don't want to give you "credit" for being strong and confident, which you aren't, so I will call you "friend" just so that I won't have to give you a credit by calling you "boyfriend"
"You are a really great guy, but I want someone more confident for a boyfriend. Lets just be friends, okay"
its a phenomena where the girl you have feelings for, strips you down to the lowest form in the chain of life, and then either gets with your friend or someone whose lesser than you. this situation is almost the closest thing to a black hole, once your in it, unless you act swiftly you will never have a chance to get out.
but this is how you get out the friend zone: 0. she tells you, Lets just be friends 1. your probably not in shape, go the the gym 2. hang out with her, dont call her, let her call you. dont bring up at all how you feel when you do. 3. if she's with another guy, make friends with him. study him like a cavemen. 4. find a different girl, let her know your not desperate. get some and tell her about it. because most girls "guy friends" have to listen about their bs, you bs right back about your relationship to her. 5. when she relizes her bf is a dick and cheated on her, you tell her how much better you would of been if you had a chance. 6. break it off your ur current girl, and go for the girl of your dreams. 7. have crazy sex, and tell her that it could of been easier if she just gave u a chance the first time. this wont happen over night, give it 3-6 months JEV\\\
"Nice guy" : Show me your nudes. Girl : Yeahhhh lets just be friends "Nice guys" : WHORE
A polite way of saying "you're honestly terrifying and I'm worried a more direct rejection will cause you to break into my house and murder me in the night." People on the receiving end of this phrase are expected to simply grow up and take the rejection like reasonable adults instead of whining like small children over the internet.
Person A: I like you. Person B: I'm sorry, lets just be friends. Person A: Oh ok. I can't say I'm not disappointed, but I understand that you are under no obligation to love me even if I was kind to you and we share a lot of the same interests, and I also understand that you are not obligated to give me a reason as to why you don't like me. I'll respect your decision because I actually have respect for you, and that respect is not and never was hingent upon whether or not we would have sex.