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lick my ass

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?" "Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009

Lick my ass

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !" Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !" Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!" Sheleah - " I already have "

by HeIIoKitty March 23, 2011

lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX person 2: guess who killed you person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018

Lick my ass and thank you very much!

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.

Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

lick my rat’s ass

A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.

I have an idea for you: why don’t you lick my rat’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021

lick my hairy ass

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

Carlos, lick my hairy asshole” “Jake I’m not gonna lic...” “I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing person 2: i licked my own ass crack person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 21, 2023