A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please! Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between? Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses? Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help. Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.