A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging
“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”
Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”
I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!
"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!
When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal
"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"
When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.
The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.
Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.
Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*
Girl 2: I deserved that