A fork of Rural Dictionary
The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza
Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza
Bro 2: Where from?
Bro 1: Little caesars
Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!
Little caesar's is a discount pizza chain that embraces environmentalism by using recycled car tires as an eco friendly alternative to pizza crust
Little caesars is the, dollar tree of pizza chains
Best Cheese/Pepperoni Pizza Available Nationwide. Usually about 5-8$ Depending on area; Fast Pizza; Cheap Pizza
Dude, lets hit up Little Caesars, they have large pepperoni pizza's for like 7$!!
When referring to having sex with a girl and she is easily considered to be "hot and ready."
"Hey Todd how was Amy last night?"
"Tanner, you wouldn't believe she was a Little Caesars."
Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.
Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.
When you are otherwise ineligible....
Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.
I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.
Gay sex, usually during in the middle of history class.
"Hey Cole, wanna go to Little Caesars?"
"No, ask noah."
"Noah, wanna go to Little Caesars?"
"Sure i go there all the time"
**Winks at cole**