Country Dictionary

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.

yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!” “Sorry mother”

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns