A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.
"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"
Typically used for when a women’s vaginal is very very loose. {loose pussy}
“Fuck bro shay Williams is a loose goose”. “Oath she is the slut”
A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile. Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school.
That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she's turning into a loose goose.
When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.
Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.
When a mans dick turns white and falls off
We were fucking then he got a loose goose and was outta there
Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.
Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...