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LOVE CHOCOLATE

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.

"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"

by Cecil January 09, 2005

who loves the chocolate

meaning: its the same as saying "who's good?" or any variation. can be said about almost anything... can also be a comeback when you cant think of anything- much better than that "yo mama" shit

dude: *hits a homerun* "who loves the chocolate?"
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....

by flowerchildgreen June 04, 2005

chocolate love

love from a nigger

omg my boyfriend is awesome I call it chocolate love

by penislover69123469 December 31, 2015

Chocolate Love Dream

Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.

Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"

by BrutalCoco June 23, 2011

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

by The Brown Beast July 16, 2012