A fork of Rural Dictionary
The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.
Becky: Maria, are you Maguired? Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
He is a god at bmx racing
Maguire could whoop Resses ass on a bmx track Jk
It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit
"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time" "Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"