A fork of Rural Dictionary
at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"
Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.
1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."
2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."
a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.
*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"
A really long french fry.
"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."
"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."
a sarcastic way of saying congratulations
i.e. getting one-upped by someone
Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup
Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov