Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Miffins

Useless Shoes or slippers

I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.

by Miffinisaword May 02, 2018

miffin

quality muffin or muff high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?" "Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010

Bad Miffin

When bae is being a bad lil bitch, but you can't necessarily call her a bitch.

Hey Leah, can you not be so rude? I'm not listening to you. Don't be such a bad Miffin.

by yee1994 January 03, 2017

Miffin

A Miffin is a very short but cool person

You are so short, you're a Miffin!

by A_childish_teennn November 21, 2021

Miffin

A Miffin is what you call a very short but cool person

Your so short, you're a Miffin

by A_childish_teennn November 21, 2021