A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.
That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!
Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.
Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.
A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.
Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go? Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman. Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.
Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!
To delete the history when your friends come over, or when you let them borrow the computer
Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house! Friend 2: Yea fo sho Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook? Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality!