A fork of Rural Dictionary
used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial
kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH
“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”
Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.
Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"
More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*
Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.