A fork of Rural Dictionary
Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)
After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.
My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.
1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.
2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.
Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.
Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.
to jack off or to jack somebody else off.
I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.
is to upset, annoy, or interest someone to the point of blogging
The way that girl just tossed out her paper plate after using it for only 15 min really jives my chicken.
Fuck off or screw you
Go to hell
I've had enough
Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken
another way of sayin "beef on my block" when theres a problem/fight between 2 peeps
"Yo son, ur gurl's a fugly ass biznatch"
"yo nigguh, now there's beef on my chicken"