A fork of Rural Dictionary
a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry? 10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
The ultimate insult to belittle someone. Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood. Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock. I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight. Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock. If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot! Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
Euphemism for masturbation.
I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis
"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"