A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye. Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?