A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?" "No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry." "I live with a monster" (etc)
The act of jacking off or ejaculation. Referring to your penis as the "bald man"
Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?" You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!