A fork of Rural Dictionary
A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"
Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."
Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."