A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.
Man: I can’t find my shoes. Female: You’re having a man moment, they’re right in front of you.
1.When a person (usually male) says or does something insanely stupid, while not being aware how stupid they are, or something where it's clear the Subject didn't use their brain (i.e. acting like a man). 2.When a of any gender ( usually male) does something that is unique to males. usually when a Person tries to portray himself as something which he isn't. But then he gets proven otherwise and it backfires quickly, which causes and humiliation or self a embarrassment for tge subject. It can be: Acting tough, acting dominant, pretending to be smart or pretending to have more knowledge than anyone else (also see: Dunning-Kruger-Effect) pretending to be more rational and logical, while not being aware that he is the irrational and illogical one The Term is usually used for self-proclaimed, chads/alphamales, incels and red-pillers as they are the most likely to portray the listed traits.
Woman: "I wish you were more useful and had more money." Man: "hahaha typical woman, I wished, I had more intelligence or wisdom" Woman: "Well, everyone wishes for things they don't have." Man: "hahah right... I am... Wait what?" Woman: "Man moment 🤦 ♀️"
That really awkward moment when you accidentally touch your buddy's hand, ass or other sensitive area while walking.
"whoa, dude, we just had a man moment"
When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed
“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”
When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.
“That’s why you are a women, I hate women” “Man moment”
When someone does something idiotic.
Man: "All girls are the same </3" Also Man: Can't take cock Woman: That's such a, Man moment
when multiple men engage in unorthodox lewd sexual orgy with may involve ducks and or chuck norris
sean,brett,dave,ed,kessler..... and QUACKLES are having yet another man moment