Country Dictionary

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Marble Slab

...when you shoot your load onto a chilled peice of marble, mix in your favorite toppings with ice cream, then serve in a cone.

Suggested Toppings: strawberry shortcake and strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

Hey, you that chick Eva Longoria, right?

--yeah--

...well I just gave her a Marble Slab!

--nice--

by theXfactor April 20, 2005

marble slab

a person who's skinny on the bottom and fat on the top

"omg that girl is such a marble slab"

by Audrey&Crystal January 26, 2007

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 16, 2021

Marble Slab Creamery

An American chain of ice cream shops owned by FAT Brands. Its corporate offices are in Atlanta, Georgia.

Marble Slab Creamery is the best

by SPrice1980 July 08, 2022