Country Dictionary

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Marley Jacobson

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it. The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder, and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wife: What the hell is that? Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson. Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying? Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 20, 2013