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Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 06, 2022

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 02, 2006

Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

by assarakh June 24, 2003

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D June 29, 2005

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze May 28, 2011