A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years 2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.
Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team? Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.
A human equivalent to plain yogurt. Mediocrity personified.
She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.