A fork of Rural Dictionary
P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"
A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.
Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.
Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
Racist slur targeted towards white people.
It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.
Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!
Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.
She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"