A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl you definitely want to be around. Shes caring, smart and holy cow is she gorgeous! Shes a good listener and puts others before herself. All the boys want her and all the girls are mad that they cant be her. Theres a lot to be jealous of!!!
Sarah: Have you met the new girl?
Me: no but all the boys want her
Sarah: oh, her name is probably Mckenley!!!
Bigger than sam's dick.
Mckenley's Dick is so fucking fat. Bigger than sam's dick.
Smallest form of matter ever after the creation of the multiverse by Sam's dick. It brings stability and peace to the universe and cannot be see by any except for the creator Sam's Dick
Yo Kai have you heard the lore of Mckenley's Dick it is stated and proven to be the reason why small dick men exist because of the sacrifice of Mckenley's Dick.