A fork of Rural Dictionary
A friendly greeting, often used in Nottinghamshire, which can leave people not from the Midlands a bit puzzled the first time they hear it.
“Ey up me duck, y’alreet?” (Hello, are you well?)
“Aye, grand. Y’rsel’?” (Yes, I’m fine. How are you?)
Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.
Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!
Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..
When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.
I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.
When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.
Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?