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Another term used when refering to an ambulance carrying patients. Also something you yell out when it tears past you.
All the traffic pulled over and when the ambulance drove by I leaned out my window and yelled, "MEAT WAGON!!!!"
A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.
I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party. or Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.
An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit
"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!" Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene
holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon
A mobility scooter, or electric wheelchair being used by an obese person for no reason other than that they are wretchedly and disgustingly overweight and terrified of physical activity.
Person A: DAAAAMN...get a load of that fatty rolling along in the meat wagon! She had the nastiest of bodies and was even eating a fried turkey leg! Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.