A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable. *Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.
The maker of the hit game, Mirakain Quest. And a master of all the obvious.
For, instance "The Code" will be used.
Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month. 2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey! 1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺 2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap. George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man. Negrito: *depressed*