A fork of Rural Dictionary
The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour
when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.
A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.
Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife
Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?
Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.
A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive
Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine
Johnny: A mega Pint?
Johnny Depp poured himself a mega pint because he thought it necessary.
A very large glass of Red Wine. Commonly known to be Johnny Depp’s method of measuring his drinks.
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.